Move over Maccabees, Santa Claus and Jesus, because this December belongs to Britney Spears, who has the body of a teenaged mother of two. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on Britney Spears’s huge week of publicity.)
All my first boyfriend said was “think fast” as he threw a ball at my head. We dated for two weeks. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on 9-year-old Alex Greven’s book “How to Talk to Girls”)
Pitt added “The worst part is if you don’t finish, she yells ‘Do you know how many starving kids there are in Africa?,’ then points to Zahara. It’s awkward.” (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on a Brad Pitt quote in Jamie Oliver’s new magazine, saying the fanciest meal Angelina Jolie cooks is cereal.)
Hey, Kevin. You weren’t being silent. You were just rapping about it and no one was listening. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on the People Magazine headline “Kevin Federline Breaks His Silence”)
Oh, Brody, what are you going to do when you find out your Bromancers are just not that into you? Will you watch some made-for-TV movies on Bro-Oxygen? Will you eat three bags of Bro-Oreo cookies? Bro-boo, Bro-hoo. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on Brody Jenner’s new show “Bromance”)
If your boyfriend plays for 10 minutes, he loves you. If he plays all day, he’s gay. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on the new Fashion Rules board game, where players answer questions about Supermodels and fashion.)
Good to know. But I’m trying to figure out when I have three hours to spare. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on a male enhancement infomercial promising three hour erections.)
