Oh my God! He could be worse? (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on reports that The Hills’s Spencer told Heidi that being with her has made him a better man.)
First you lost your house and job, but you thought you were getting an Oprah Win-fall, only to end up with something like a tip from some lady in Denver on how to make soap for Christmas. With the way your year’s going, that mole on your elbow is probably just flesh-eating bacteria. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on Oprah’s affordable My Favorite Things show)
The ceremonial First Flush was made by Joey Fatone of ‘NSYNC, proving that he is not at all familiar with the word “no.” When asked how the gig went, his reply was “Dude, don’t go in there…sorry.” (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on Charmin’s Luxury Loos in Times Square.)
Not if you like angry sex. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on the Marie Claire headline “Does Dieting Make You Bad in Bed?”)
I’m guessing there’s no lipstick, because the last time I checked Hello Kitty didn’t have a mouth. (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on a new line of Mac cosmetics inspired by Hello Kitty.)
Of course, the higher it goes, you get things like “Well, it’s the holidays” and “At least you got out of bed “ and “You’ve got a great personality.” (The Dish’s Danielle Fishel on a line of bathroom scales that replaces numbers with positive affirmations.)
