THE DISH

Okay, here’s some shameless self-promotion.  I’m the head writer for a new show called “The Dish” on the Style Network, which is something like channel 947 on just about every cable system.  It’s a spin-off of The Soup (on Style’s sister channel E!).  The show is really, really funny not only because of the writing — I told you who the head writer was, didn’t I? — but mostly because of its incredibly awesome host, Danielle Fishel, formerly Topanga on “Boy Meets World.”  She’s hilarious, gorgeous, has great timing and is just incredible.

It airs Saturday nights at 10 p.m. (ET/PT), then gets repeated throughout the week. 

Please check out the show, then praise the shit out of it on Style’s message boards. 

Thanks.

BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton says “I am not a racist.”

Okay, did he mean “racist” or “rapist?”  Because I kinda have doubts about both.

ANTHRAX ASSHOLE

The FBI believes they’ve identified government scientist Bruce Ivins as the man responsible for the anthrax letters in 2001 that killed five people.  They showed one of the envelopes that contained the poison, and it made me feel much better about the guy to see it was made of recycled paper.  Bruce Ivins:  Hates people.  Kind to the environment.